The five-year-old boy can’t grab his sister’s jigsaw puzzle and put together tiles in the square
I thought there was a power outage in our dormitory, and as a result…
I put the underneath myself by myself. I was kicked loose, and even briefly sad because no one in the class paid any attention to me
Why play games with elementary school students, they can’t use voice
The true purpose of the pyramid
Why are the moods of college students waiting to be fed?
A certain treasure sharply vomit
In the eyes of elementary school students Huge debt, ready to run away
August most sand sculpture news collection
E-commerce sells agricultural products and sells the village chief
This afternoon the leader suddenly said in the group that he would report the sales statistics of this year’s e-commerce platform
Then we all reported
Don’t think that when the law is paralyzed, you can open the net! ! !
you The umbrella I bought is not sunscreen at all!
The summer is scorching, and the cool day is empty, and my friend’s mother goes to the kindergarten to pick up the child. After my friend got off work, he received a complaint from the elderly:What broken umbrella did you buy! I brought it here, but I didn’t get sunscreen at all! Boiled us all!
My friend said that the weather is too hot, and the umbrella can’t be completely sun-proof, Barabara. Later, he asked what kind of umbrella his mother took, and his mother said it’s your new one. That one!
This umbrella looks like this…
…… My friend said with joy that you thought you were in a vegetable greenhouse! This kind of transparent umbrella goes sunscreen? ? ? ! !
Fucking said, no wonder everyone on the street looks at me and smiles…
Imagine a The old one is walking on the hot street with a transparent umbrella.
Go to the mole and ask the boss if it hurts
&39;&39; Does it hurt, four or five-year-olds can do it&39 ;&39;
Half of it, it hurts my tears
&39;&39; I don’t believe it, four or five year olds can’t bear this kind of pain! &39;&39;
The boss smiled and said:&39;&39;Yes, it’s all done in crying&39;&39;
On how many parents have driven crazy in the past six months
The whole class calmly watched me and my friends burst into laughter on the podium
When I was in college , The counselors in the class (large class, about 2,300 people) also pay more attention to emotional connection, so each small class has to prepare a small program at each class meeting.
Because I was a very idle cadre in the class at that time, the burden of preparing the show fell on me. Also because I was lazy, I agreed with a sister to perform a cross talk and then passed.
Because the plan was to be a gangster, we didn’t memorize the table book until the day before the performance, and there was no rehearsal.
Then on the day of the performance, because we couldn’t remember well, we took the table after a difficult ideological struggle, and we uploaded a few pieces of paper.
So the whole class looked at us holding a notebook and chanting to each other. However, this is not the climax of the development of the story, because there was no line in advance, and we both performed completely for the first time, and the cross talk was written to a good level, so we both laughed on the stage… ……
Classmates at the time:
The two of us:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Finally, we were embarrassed by the counselor because we couldn’t say a word because of our laughter. Please be polite to step off the stage…
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